30 Dan Points to whomever can guess who sang this song:

"I didn't mean to cook your dog!

 But hey, that's how things happen! 

That thing was standin' there, and then his little toes started tapping! 

So I cut his throat,

 hey go get a goat,

 and then I put him on the barbeque!"

I'm going to get killed for this. I swear. And I will lose my watchers, who are probably dog fans. And then they will google it. And Laugh.