It occurred to me the other day

That I have no life, nor any funny stories.

Though, that may be just me and not being able to understand humor that much. I laughed when Mrs. Lovett fed innocent civilians her "Meat Pies".

Laughed Hard.

Though it's true that I haven't been able to eat Meat Pies since then.

On another note: It seems I've gained weight during Ramadan. The scale-thing-whose-name-i-do-not-remember-right-now says I haven't, but I knows it's a lie. The bluffing idiot *fumes*.

"How do you gain weight when you don't eat the entire day?" Some of you may ask.

The answer is simple: IFTAR. Or the time-when-you-break-your-fast-and-consume-so-much-food-your-pants-explode-and-you-end-up-having-to-buy-a-new-pair.

Yesh. Methinks this explains it quite well.

NOTE: The following includes the minor bashing of Hollister from a girl with no fashion sense (me!) and a small, anti-girly rant which may get me killed. Please understand, I'm not trying to offend anyone who loves to shop and enjoys going to malls. That is NORMAL. The abnormal one is me, possibly the only teenage girl who  does not like shopping. So please don't be offended :)

OH! My friends kidnapped me and took me to the mall on Friday, saying I had no sense of fashion and could not shop. My ratty cardigan and giant shirt and too-big jeans took offense to that. We believe we have a unique style.

In any case, I *sort of* enjoyed it. I usually don't like acting girly and "OHMYGOSH THAT LOOKS SO CUTE ON YOU. BUY IT!!!11!!!!!" But I let myself have 2 hours of such actions. And I...liked it, as much as I hate to admit it. It was a weird experience, but I had fun.

Until they took me to Hollister o_o

I constrained myself for 2 minutes and then let myself scream bloody murder and ran out the shop, all the way to a store that sold Harry Potter Shirts.

You don't understand. Look, stare at your thumb. That was the size of the lipgloss they had at Hollister.

And it was $10.

And they were BUYING it.

Either the lipgloss has supernatural powers, is edible, or the buyers have figured out how to grow money on trees.

In any case, it was a unique experience, shopping with my friends.

*whispers* And I'd go again if they asked me.

*strikes superhero pose* YES! I do believe I am maturing.

...

Somewhat.